Wife: Honey, your boss called me and said you got fired this morning.
Husband: Fuck him!
Wife: I did, now you can go back to work on Monday.
Sexy Me: So you like bad boys?
Hot Girl: Yeah
Sexy Me: Well i’m not trying impress you but at Walmart I entered through the exit door.
Boy: Mom why is my cousin named diamonds
Mom: because auntie loves diamonds
Boy: then how did I get my name?
Mom: Enough questions Dicky
Such positive role models for the African-American Community!
The lesson is: We can dance our troubles away!
Writing a college term-paper on “2 Girls, 1 Cup” is genius! Papers like this is what Education is all about! Intellectual shit!
Hint: Click on the picture on my actual page, or right-click and “view image” (to enlarge it)
Damn yall people are messed up for ragging on the cast of “Jersey Shore” for being dumb and superficial. Well the show is scripted, and deep down there’s layers to these people’s characters—-they’re “smart” people after all and ^^^this video proves it!^^^
